Matt Hawthorne Is A Myth: In Which I Condone Naked Breasts and Arsenic

matthawthorneisamyth:

I am not built for normal people because I don’t give a shit about getting my picture taken with celebrities or reading the most heartfelt airport novel that was made into a movie staring some steel-eyed, strong-jawed man boy with the perfect amount of facial hair broadcast across his face….

(via matthawthorneisamyth-deactivate)